Have You Ever . . . ?

Have you ever...?

Smoked a cigar: No . . . I can't stand the taste of burning tobacco in my mouth. Tried a cig as a teenager and it permanently stopped me from being a smoker. I love the smell of pipe smoke, though - reminds me of Grandfather Lee.
Crashed a friend's car: No
Stolen a car: No
Been in love: Yes, since 1998
Been dumped: Nope.
Dumped someone: Nope.
Taken shots of alcohol: Yes. One shot is enough to go over the edge so I don't indulge in this very often.
Been fired: Yes
Been in a fist fight: No
Snuck out of a/your house: No. I was too much of Miss Goody-Goody to do so.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back: Yes, oh yes, too many times! Unrequited love sucks . . .
Been arrested: No
Made out with a stranger: Technically, no
Gone on a blind date: Yes. What a disaster.
Lied to a friend: I don't think so . . .
Had a crush on a teacher: Yes
Seen someone die: No
Been on a plane: Yes
Thrown up in a bar: No
Miss someone right now: Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by: Yes
Made a snow angel: Yes
Played dress up: Yes
Cheated while playing a game: Yes
Been lonely: Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school: In school, yes. Droning teacher and sign language interpreter in a dimly-lighted room is sure to make me very, very sleepy.
Used a fake id: No
Felt an earthquake: Not that I know of.
Touched a snake: Ewwwwww . . .
Run a red light: Yes. But honestly, the light was yellow; the timing device must have malfunctioned!
Had detention: Yes, I think so. Fortunately, this was a very rare occasion.
Been in a car accident: Yes
Hated the way you look: Yes
Been lost: Sometimes
Been to the opposite side of the country: Yes
Felt like dying: Yes
Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
Played cops and robbers: Yes
Karaoke: No. Who wants to hear me sing off-key?
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't: Yes
Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose: I think so, when I was a kid.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue: Yes
Kissed in the rain: Yes
Sang in the shower: No. Why sing in the shower if I can't wear my hearing aids there?
Made love in a park: Nope
Had a dream that you married someone: Yes
Glued your hand to something: No
Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole: No
Worn the opposite sex's clothes: No. It would be too big for me anyway.
Been a cheerleader: No
Sat on a roof top: No - I'm not that crazy.
Talked on the phone all night: No
Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone: Yes
Played chicken fight: No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on: No
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger: Yes, sorta. I remember one time I was at Bethesda metro station, departing the station and as I went up the escalator to the exit booths, there was this sharply-dressed gentleman who looked to be of Italian descent, and he blew a kiss at me. At least, I think that's what he was doing. I was so startled I just had to look behind me to see if there was a woman who was more fashionably dressed than me.
Broken a bone: No.
Dipped snuff: No. I reiterate my abhorrence for tobacco stuff.
Lived overseas: Unfortunately, no.
Ever passed out/fainted: Yes.