“Name needs . . . ” Meme

Looks like there's a meme going around, according to Wendy. Being curious, I googled my name (which is an uncommon one) and here's what I found:

1. Lola needs a good home!
2. Lola needs someone to write a user manual for the database.
3. Lola needs a friend . . .
4. Lola needs to go sit down somewhere!!
5. Lola needs a bath!
6. Lola needs to get her hair cut.
7. Lola needs to be sold NOW as owner has already purchased a new pony and horse.
8. Lola needs to get some capital behind her and sort out her next step.
9. Lola needs her fun and fun means restricting Cucciolo's breathing.
10. Lola needs to renavigate the treacherous waters of high school.

Now . . . number nine makes it sound like I'm into kinky, freaky stuff. Umm . . . not. And number 10 is really hilarious . . . been there, done that, and don't particularly want to repeat it again.

It should be noticed that a majority of these sentences had to do with a particular pet named “Lola”, so . . .